Saturday, February 7, 2009

New Line of Dick Cheney Greeting Cards

Some examples from STINQUE

Happy Anniversary!

Mark my words, your marriage won’t last another year.

Congratulations, Graduate!
Your degree is worthless and you’ll be a failure in life.

Happy Birthday!
Enjoy what few days you have remaining before the cancer diagnosis.

Season’s Greetings!
The time you waste on naive good cheer would be better spent digging a fallout shelter.

Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love is a poor substitute for vigilance.

Happy Mother’s Day!
You’re not worthy of me.

Condolences on Your Loss
It should have been you.


1 comment:

  1. Those emotions are generally the way people feel about Dickless Cheney too.