Sunday, February 1, 2009

Stop the Presses: Crapaud Apologizes

In a rare self-rebuke, the current spokesman of the Crapaud tribe in South Louisiana, We' Po' Now, Crapaud has issued a statement of shock and awe. His press release states:

"On behalf of the entire Crapaud Clan, I humbly apologize. Yesterday we made certain statements, quoting our brother, Le Vieux Negre du Clos, and further we labeled Michael Steele a 'lawn jockey.' Crapaud's secret crush, Mimi, ran with the ball. But today we discover the greater truth from our sister, Pam Spaulding of Pam's House Blend. Pam published a piece in her blog today that made Crapaud in SHOCK over his narrowmindedness. But then I said 'AWE,' I should have known better! Its not a Crapaud's place to judge who gets to be head of the Republicon Klan. Its apparently the job of the remaining core Klan groups that ruined that party in the first place." In his native forked tongue, Crapaud added the following:

Je suis vraiment désolé

J’ai fait un lapsus, sans excuse!

"En bas dans un trou, les cailloux

Sont tous bien placés

J'ai mangé le soleil et asteur

Ma langue est brûlée

J'sus coupable de m'donner un coup d'pied

Droite aux mes dents

Mon, j'vas p'us parler

Après tous mes sentiments sans penser."

And herebelow is what Sister Pam reported that changed Crapaud's little mind.

David Duke loses it
Over Michael Steele at RNC

by: Pam Spaulding Sun Feb 01, 2009

"OK. Now this is seriously funny. The BFF of Tony Perkins (of the Family Research Council), former Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke, is going apesh*t over the election of Michael Steele to run the RNC. He refers to the former Maryland Lt. Gov as "Obama Junior" (if only!):

The Dukester has written: To Hell with the Republican Party!

"GOP traitors appoint Obama Junior as Chairman of the Republican Party"
'I am glad these traitorous leaders of the Republican Party appointed this Black racist, affirmative action advocate to the head of the Republican party because this will lead to a huge revolt among the Republican base. As a former Republican official, I can tell you that millions of rank-and-file Republicans are mad as hell and aren't going to take it anymore! We will either take the Republican Party back over the next four years or we will say, "To Hell With the Republican Party!" And we will take 90 percent of Republicans with us into a New Party that will take its current place! I think the insanity of nominating "Mr. Amnesty" John McCain and now this Black racist - will lead to insurgency in the Republican ranks, and a lot of dissidents getting elected in Republican Party primaries around the country. This will result over the next four years a real move by millions of Republicans to take the party back to the populist issues that are not only right but can win for the Republican Party. We must end affirmative action, protect our gun rights and all our constitutional rights, have a moratorium on immigration, we must have protectionism, yes I said protect American businesses and their workers from NAFTA and GATT and the lie of free trade, and we must have America First, not foreign interventionism. Our boys should be home protecting the American borders a not being murdered on the borders of Iraq or Afghanistan. The time as come for Republican Party to stand up to Obama and defend American heritage, rights, and freedom! ...Let's make this abomination in the Republican Party, the last major party of White redoubt, as a rallying cry of resistance!'

Pam concludes:
"What are the race-baiting, ignorant McCain/Palin mobs going to do now that its party is being headed up by a black man? Perhaps a better question is whether the Steele and the GOP will try to salvage this ignorant base of voters that they've depended on since the Southern Strategy of Nixon? GOP strategists are so used to using color-aroused campaign tactics that it's second nature; will the party be able to cure its addiction to racism and xenophobia?"

Final Word from M. Crapaud:
"Thank you Pam, sometimes it takes someone with good house training to give us Crapauds a better perspective."



  1. Good post Crapud this will get the Nazi dead enders out every full moon. So lets help the SPLC to push them back.

  2. Thanks, Scoob. I don't get much coverage, 'cause you know I journal all this stuff mostly for my own edification. You know I love both you and Morris Deas over at Southern Poverty Law Center "more than my luggage."