In a rare self-rebuke, the current spokesman of the Crapaud tribe in South Louisiana, We' Po' Now, Crapaud has issued a statement of shock and awe. His press release states:
"On behalf of the entire Crapaud Clan, I humbly apologize. Yesterday we made certain statements, quoting our brother, Le Vieux Negre du Clos, and further we labeled Michael Steele a 'lawn jockey.' Crapaud's secret crush, Mimi, ran with the ball. But today we discover the greater truth from our sister, Pam Spaulding of Pam's House Blend. Pam published a piece in her blog today that made Crapaud in SHOCK over his narrowmindedness. But then I said 'AWE,' I should have known better! Its not a Crapaud's place to judge who gets to be head of the Republicon Klan. Its apparently the job of the remaining core Klan groups that ruined that party in the first place." In his native forked tongue, Crapaud added the following:
Je suis vraiment désolé
J’ai fait un lapsus, sans excuse!
"En bas dans un trou, les cailloux
Sont tous bien placés
J'ai mangé le soleil et asteur
Ma langue est brûlée
J'sus coupable de m'donner un coup d'pied
Droite aux mes dents
Mon, j'vas p'us parler
Après tous mes sentiments sans penser."
And herebelow is what Sister Pam reported that changed Crapaud's little mind.
David Duke loses it
Over Michael Steele at RNC
by: Pam Spaulding Sun Feb 01, 2009
"OK. Now this is seriously funny. The BFF of Tony Perkins (of the Family Research Council), former Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke, is going apesh*t over the election of Michael Steele to run the RNC. He refers to the former Maryland Lt. Gov as "Obama Junior" (if only!):
"GOP traitors appoint Obama Junior as Chairman of the Republican Party"
"What are the race-baiting, ignorant McCain/Palin mobs going to do now that its party is being headed up by a black man? Perhaps a better question is whether the Steele and the GOP will try to salvage this ignorant base of voters that they've depended on since the Southern Strategy of Nixon? GOP strategists are so used to using color-aroused campaign tactics that it's second nature; will the party be able to cure its addiction to racism and xenophobia?"
Final Word from M. Crapaud: